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Wednesday, October 6th, 2004

Time:9:39 pm.
Mood: sad.
I am jooolz, Sabrina's mommy.
It is with great sadness that I announce that Sabrina has passed away this evening, Oct. 6th/2004.
She was 18 years old.
She had a wonderful life and I thank you for all of your support, kind words, and encouragement over these last few rough days.
She has touched many people over the years and will not be forgotten.
Thank you for being a wonderful pet, a loyal companion, and my best friend.
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Monday, September 1st, 2003

Subject:me!
Time:11:37 am.
Mood: cute.
i'm very cute.
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Wednesday, June 25th, 2003

Time:9:30 pm.
Mood: melancholy.
it's so hot in here.
i am surprised i was able to get myself off the floor and onto the computer.
you should see mommy. she is sitting on the couch blanketed in sweat.
don't see why she would complain, i am the one wearing the fur coat!
okay back to lying down.
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Sunday, January 26th, 2003

Subject:plop plop
Time:6:18 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
when i am mad at mommy, i like to poo right infront of the door.
so when she gets home from one of her weekends away from me, she'll have a nice present to step into.
apparently i am mad at her a lot.
well how dare she leave me! if i had my way, and believe me one day i will, she will never leave the house ever again!
but i can't stay mad at her for long, she has such a nice big lap for me to sit on. and she lets me shed all over the place! so she must love me, right?
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Monday, December 9th, 2002

Subject:hey all you felines! this is important!!!!
Time:3:19 pm.
Subject: Cat Rules - are these your kitty's rules???


CAT RULES
Rules for Cats to Live By


BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything.
Just sit and stare.


DOORS:
Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand on hind
legs and hammer with forepaws.
Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered
an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several
things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow,
or mosquito season.


CHAIRS AND RUGS:
If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in
time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good.
When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it is as long as a
humans bare foot.


HAMPERING:
If one of your humans is engaged in some activity and the other is idle,
stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as
"hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering":


1) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You
cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and
then picked up and comforted.


2) For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book,
unless you can lie across the book itself.


3) For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to
obscure as much of the work as possible. Pretend to doze, but every so often
reach out and slap the pencil or pen.


4) When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to
jump on the back of the paper. Humans love to jump.


5) When human is working at computer, jump up on desk, walk across keyboard,
bat at mouse pointer on screen and then lay in human's lap across arms,
hampering typing in progress


WALKING:
As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the
human, especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the
dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their
co-ordination skills.


BEDTIME:
Always sleep on the human at night so he/she cannot move around.


LITTER BOX:
When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as
possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.


HIDING:
Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you. Do
not come out for three to four hours under any circumstances.
This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have
run away or are lost. Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with
love and kisses and you will probably get a treat.


ONE LAST THOUGHT:
Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, turn around,
and present your butt to them.

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Monday, November 18th, 2002

Subject:eep!
Time:8:10 pm.
Mood: scared.
MEEEEEEOOOOOW!
*hiss*


this can't be!
no no NO!!
*hiss*


i swear is mommy ever buys me any of these, i will have to claw her face:


the horror. the horror.


i know i don't go outside anymore, but its a matter of feline dignity and my online reputation!!
mew.


*crawls under mommy's bed and hides silently*

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Tuesday, September 24th, 2002

Subject:mew.*HACK* meow *HACK*
Time:1:42 am.
Mood: pensive.
wow. it's been so long since i've updated. maybe i'd have more of a chance to do so if mommy wasn't so addicted to her internet and such...*hiss*....
not much is new with me...my life these days, as i am in the oldest of my old age, is pretty uneventful..i sleep...i eat...i drink....i make a nice smelly mess in my litter for mommy..and i sleep more...


haven't been to impressed with mommy lately...she is gone every weekend...and the more she leaves, the more poop i leave infront of the apartment door for her...i don't think she likes it too much....but i am feeling neglected, damnit...i am a feline...i need constant attention...


mind you, mommy is wonderful when she is home....she lets me sit on her lap while she types...and we cuddle every night...*purr*....it is very nice....


but i remember the days we used to do so much more....back in the days when i was an outdoor cat...and a KILLER! MEEEEOW!
i hunted EVERYTHING that moved...be it real or imagined.....
i have brought mommy home bats (live and dead), pigeon heads, rats, mice, and a variety of birds...to prove my undying love and devotion, of course...
but i don't think she was too happy when i ate her birdies, sid and nancy.
but they were SO annoying...chirping all the time...teasing, and taunting me...they deserved it...*HISS*..i hate birds...
anyways,
mommy and i had a favorite game back when we were both young,where she would throw this bouncy rubber ball, and i chase it back and forth and up and down the long hallway until my tongue would hang out and i'd be panting...
except that would mean an extra long bath for me...*mew*...
ahhh. memories. those were the days...


but over time i became more and more of a shut-in, and hated my feline roomates over the course of being with mommy...and eventually i never went outside again....the closest thing i get to being outdoors is at mommy's windowsill...watching the world (and garbage) roll by...
but i don't mind...i get plenty of fresh air...and fresh cold water....and most of all, kitty loving....head scratches is the true meaning of life...*purr*...
well, that and string! STRING?!*#&
there's one now!!!!!!!!!!!
gotta go...
*pounce*


but i don't have that kind of energy anymore.
i am 16 years old....i don't run...i barely do a light jog...but i can still jump pretty high, and at the odd times, chase paper balls....
i need to conserve my energy for kitty pets and stuff....like when mommy picks me up and carries me around the apartment...i love that...*purr*...mommy spoils me....

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Subject:mew.*HACK* meow *HACK*
Time:1:42 am.
Mood: pensive.
wow. it's been so long since i've updated. maybe i'd have more of a chance to do so if mommy wasn't so addicted to her internet and such...*hiss*....
not much is new with me...my life these days, as i am in the oldest of my old age, is pretty uneventful..i sleep...i eat...i drink....i make a nice smelly mess in my litter for mommy..and i sleep more...


haven't been to impressed with mommy lately...she is gone every weekend...and the more she leaves, the more poop i leave infront of the apartment door for her...i don't think she likes it too much....but i am feeling neglected, damnit...i am a feline...i need constant attention...


mind you, mommy is wonderful when she is home....she lets me sit on her lap while she types...and we cuddle every night...*purr*....it is very nice....


but i remember the days we used to do so much more....back in the days when i was an outdoor cat...and a KILLER! MEEEEOW!
i hunted EVERYTHING that moved...be it real or imagined.....
i have brought mommy home bats (live and dead), pigeon heads, rats, mice, and a variety of birds...to prove my undying love and devotion, of course...
but i don't think she was too happy when i ate her birdies, sid and nancy.
but they were SO annoying...chirping all the time...teasing, and taunting me...they deserved it...*HISS*..i hate birds...
anyways,
mommy and i had a favorite game back when we were both young,where she would throw this bouncy rubber ball, and i chase it back and forth and up and down the long hallway until my tongue would hang out and i'd be panting...
except that would mean an extra long bath for me...*mew*...
ahhh. memories. those were the days...


but over time i became more and more of a shut-in, and hated my feline roomates over the course of being with mommy...and eventually i never went outside again....the closest thing i get to being outdoors is at mommy's windowsill...watching the world (and garbage) roll by...
but i don't mind...i get plenty of fresh air...and fresh cold water....and most of all, kitty loving....head scratches is the true meaning of life...*purr*...
well, that and string! STRING?!*#&
there's one now!!!!!!!!!!!
gotta go...
*pounce*


but i don't have that kind of energy anymore.
i am 16 years old....i don't run...i barely do a light jog...but i can still jump pretty high, and at the odd times, chase paper balls....
i need to conserve my energy for kitty pets and stuff....like when mommy picks me up and carries me around the apartment...i love that...*purr*...mommy spoils me....

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Tuesday, May 7th, 2002

Subject:a kitty-a-rific site for you.....
Time:6:03 pm.
you all must go here and see my favorite band: The Kittens . they rock. purrrr....
;)
i know it's been a long time since i've last updated..but my paws are fat and i can't type properly so i feel a little discouraged..and not to mention distracted..heeyyy! the fish are swiming around again..must stare at them for hours on end..i wonder if they get scared when the see my giant cat face..moohahha....MOOOHAHAHAH.. *hack*..damn hairballs...
mommy apparently doesn't like when i sneeze in her face...i thought that was sign of love!...
what was i saying? oh yeah i don't update much..well mommy hogs the damn computer...and besides journal entry time takes over nap time and we can't have that now can we...man look at those fish!!!!!!!
*purr*
bye.
must be all cat-like and mysterious. and hairy. can't forget the hairy. *hack*
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Friday, April 19th, 2002

Subject:meow!
Time:12:26 pm.
Mood: amused.
hullo..i know i haven't updated lately...not much to tell....all i do is sleep, stare at the fish, claim mommy's lap as my own, and watch the fish again.


but mommy did my me a new litter box..so i am happy...and today, while i had the chance to go online, i discovered this: KITTY KARTOON ....it made me laugh...because i know all too well the trials and tribulations of catnip...


sorry i've been so distant spudthecat and purrbot..it's been way to hot to pursue any kitty relations, and besides..i'm fixed. and waaaaay to old for any of you. although that never stopped elizabeth taylor or raquel welch before..hmm..


i did discover our new enemy who may bring imbalance to our Kitty Khaos order..loathe him:
mugs_the_pug *shudder*


that is all for now. mommy has to leave in a few minutes to merrickHELL and the other cats...that damn bitch...
so i need some petting before she departs..thanks for listening...
*puuuuuurrrr*
till we meet again...

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Monday, March 25th, 2002

Subject:*yawn*
Time:2:30 pm.
Mood: dirty.
hello humans....
this is my first post...this is harder than i thought..my paws are too furry and fat to type...but i will do my best...if mommy can do it , then so can i...purrrrpurrrrpurrrr...
i added all of mommy's friends on my friends list because i don't go outside so i don't have any friends of my own..hope that is okay.....but maybe some of you have kitties that i can become pals with...as long as i don't have to see them in person...or else hair will fly...MEOW!...if any of you have kitty world domination of kitty khaos stories, do tell...purrpurr...no dogs allowed, please...it's bad enought i have to put up with mommy talking about her disgusting pooch oliver....that flea ridden mongrel...HISS!....


must have a bath..hate being dirty...i am too pretty to be dirty, damnit...and the softer my fur is, the more mommy will want to pet me...purrrpurr...
bye bye for now...
mew.

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